The Cranial Archives

Behold, the archive halls of Cranial Insertion

Warning: The older the article, the more likely the information is outdated. View our FAQ for more information!

Narrow your results:
Author: Language: Translator:
Search for a word or phrase:

04/22/2024

It's High Noon!

We're meeting you for a Wild-West-style duel at high noon, but our pistols are loaded with knowledge! Join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
Translations: Deutsch  English  Français 

 

(04/22/2024)
It's High Noon!
By Nathan Long
Translations: Deutsch  English  Français 
04/08/2024

The Rules They Are A-Changin' 2.0

The Rules They Are A-Changin' But We Keep Up With Them.

By Justin Hovdenes (3 Comments)
Translations: Deutsch  English  Français 

 

(04/08/2024)
The Rules They Are A-Changin' 2.0
By Justin Hovdenes
Translations: Deutsch  English  Français 
08/29/2022

Skipping Through All The Time Lines

Life is a journey, time is a river, the door is ajar. Or maybe I have a quick quiz for you.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français 

 

(08/29/2022)
Skipping Through All The Time Lines
By Justin Hovdenes
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français 
04/18/2022

An Eggcellent Easter Eggstravaganza

Moko is getting into the Easter spirit! He's put on a Kezzerdrix costume and delivered dozens of eggs to the Cranial Insertion offices. Come find out what we're doing with this eggcess of oval things and join us in this week's egg-centric episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français 

 

(04/18/2022)
An Eggcellent Easter Eggstravaganza
By Carsten Haese
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français 
11/01/2021

November Rain

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games! We got everything you want, all those rules questions and answers. So we jump on the nightrain to head down toward Paradise City where the grass is green. By now you have probably run out of patience for those answers and thus will need to read on, sweet child o' mine, in this week's edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français 

 

(11/01/2021)
November Rain
By Carsten Haese
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 
05/31/2021

Don't Replace My Trigger

Multiple triggers can be tricky, so can multiple replacement effects, and to make things trickier both are handled differently.

By Justin Hovdenes (2 Comments)
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 

 

(05/31/2021)
Don't Replace My Trigger
By Justin Hovdenes
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 
02/22/2021

Jumping on the Banned Wagon

Wizards has dropped a doozy of a ban announcement, and we go over some of the impacts of that announcement in answer to your rules questions! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion now with mode deck diversity than ever!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 

 

(02/22/2021)
Jumping on the Banned Wagon
By Nathan Long
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 
06/15/2020

Requiem for a Commander

With all the recent updates we are taking a look at some of the deeper mysteries of Commander and answering those burning rules questions. So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 

 

(06/15/2020)
Requiem for a Commander
By Charlotte Sable
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 
04/02/2018

A Quizzical Easter Egg Hunt

Spring is in the air and we have pulled out all of the stops for this years amazing Easter Egg Hunt challenge article! Join us for all the fun, excitement, and prizes* in this year's spring quiz edition of Cranial Insertion! (*Prizes include your enjoyment of the article, and the ability to gloat to friends)

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
Translations: Português (Br)  简体中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 

 

(04/02/2018)
A Quizzical Easter Egg Hunt
By Charlotte Sable
Translations: Português (Br)  简体中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 
06/06/2016

Where the Orange Barrels Bloom

or, Summer in Ohio

Watch your step! Summer is approaching and we have started to renovate our inbox as it is chock full of your rules questions. Pardon our construction, as we build out and update the infrastructure necessary to answer all of your rules questions and answers! So join us for this week's unyielding edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
Translations: 简体中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 

 

(06/06/2016)
Where the Orange Barrels Bloom
or, Summer in Ohio
By Carsten Haese
Translations: 简体中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 
11/30/2015

Quizgiving

or, Thanksquizzing?

Quiz time! Thank goodness for Magic, as Thanksgiving just passed in the States we bring you a fantabulous trivia article! So read on and test your skills in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (3 Comments)
Translations: 简体中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 

 

(11/30/2015)
Quizgiving
or, Thanksquizzing?
By Carsten Haese
Translations: 简体中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 
08/25/2014

Going Bananas

or, The Full Monkey

Monkeys everywhere! Mayhem ensues along with your standard dose of rules questions and answers! Give me the ****ing banana's you **** ****! Sorry about that, bad Moko! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (3 Comments)
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano  Pусский 

 

(08/25/2014)
Going Bananas
or, The Full Monkey
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano  Pусский 
07/22/2013

The Wonderful Thing about Slivers

Is that Slivers Are Wonderful Things

We are off to see the Slivers, the wonderful Slivers of Oz, because of the wonderful things he does. It is Slivers this week, so join the hive and read on in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (1 Comment)
Translations: 简体中文  繁體中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano  Pусский 

 

(07/22/2013)
The Wonderful Thing about Slivers
Is that Slivers Are Wonderful Things
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: 简体中文  繁體中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano  Pусский 
04/22/2013

A Dance with Dragon's Maze

Dragon's Maze is coming. For now, we have a ton of other rules questions to deal with! Join us for this weeks Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (3 Comments)
Translations: 简体中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano  Pусский 

 

(04/22/2013)
A Dance with Dragon's Maze
By Carsten Haese
Translations: 简体中文  繁體中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano  Pусский 
07/27/2009

 

(07/27/2009)
Heavy Metal Goyf
or, M10? This one goes to M11!
By Brian Paskoff
Translations: English 
01/12/2009

 

(01/12/2009)
Feeling Crabby
or, Old Bay Will Haunt My Dreams
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
(01/05/2009)
BOOMER!
or, Welcome to Nineteen--
I mean Two-Thousand-and-Nine
By Aaron Stevenson
Translations: English 
04/07/2008

Godheads on Pikes

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
Translations: English 

 

(04/07/2008)
Godheads on Pikes
By Tom Fowler
Translations: English 
(12/17/2007)
Hear Those Sleigh Bells Thrumming
or, Stone Cold Coalition Honor Guard
By Ted Dickinson
Translations: English 
11/05/2007

 

(11/05/2007)
In the AEther
or, Super Magic Fighter II Top Edition
By Ted Dickinson
Translations: English 
10/22/2007

Lorwyn Looms Large

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
Translations: English 

 

(10/22/2007)
Lorwyn Looms Large
By Tom Fowler
Translations: English 
(08/20/2007)
Time Colander
or, There Sure Are a Lot of Magic Events This Summer
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
08/13/2007

The Power of Vesuvan Skulls

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
Translations: English 

 

(08/13/2007)
The Power of Vesuvan Skulls
By Tom Fowler
Translations: English 
07/23/2007

Big Arrow!

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
Translations: English 

 

(07/23/2007)
Big Arrow!
By Tom Fowler
Translations: English 
05/14/2007

 

(05/14/2007)
Magus Delay
or, Blame It on the Stone Rain
By Ted Dickinson
Translations: English 
04/16/2007

 

(04/16/2007)
Tempus Fugit
or, Millennium Hand and Shrimp!
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
 

Follow us @CranialTweet!

Send quick questions to us in English for a short answer.

Follow our RSS feed!